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Friday, June 12, 2009

F You Friday... Climax Edition ;)

It's time for Fuck You Friday again here around these parts. Only today I'm not bitching or ranting about something. I'm raving about something and I suppose the title might be more accurate if I titled it "Fuck Me Friday" but ah well, no need to nitpick the minor and unexciting details.

So, I got really excited when I found out I would be receiving the Climax Silicone wavy shaft to review from Eden Fantasys. I’m not sure exactly why but I was very eager to try the toy out and when the opportunity to do just that was presented, I simply could not resist. It just looked neat and definitely different from most other sex toys I had purchased for myself in the past.



I eagerly opened up the box and pulled everything out. I was happy to see it came with a satin pouch to store the toy in, which you can see a shot of in the slideshow above. I live with my family and having something to discreetly store the dildo and bullet in was cool. You know, so I can put it in something and then hide it, lol. Click here to see non-moving pictures of the toy.

The wavy shaft is 100% Silicone which y’all know I just LOVE when it comes to sex toys. The texture of the dildo is so soft, it feels silky smooth as I ran the pads of my fingers across it. Just feeling it in my hands, I knew it was going to feel fantastic. In true fashion, I turned it around in my hands inspecting it, checking out the shape of it and the neat multi-color design. It’s very firm but also slightly pliable. The toy has a unique loop at the end with an open hole where the bullet is inserted can be used as a handle. Slide a finger through the hole and it makes for a very convenient easy to hold on to handle.

I got out one of my favorite water-based lubricants and got situated to try the toy out for a little solo fun. I decided to try it out first without the bullet. I really wanted to try the loop end out and see if it was going to give the advantage I hoped it would. I lubed the toy and myself up, got into a nice position and started sliding the thick shift in. The thick curved tip is awesome for g-spot stimulation and I loved the full feeling the thick shaft gave me. It isn’t long but it’s thick! Which is good because that’s how I like my… eh, anyway. The toy itself is a little over six inches with a five inch insertable length, five inches in circumference and one and a half inches in diameter. Not bad at all but I did need to take it slow for the first couple minutes until I got adjusted to the size of the toy inside me.

I enjoyed the wavy design of the dildo as feeling the different curves of it as I slid it in and out of me felt very good. I love how smooth the texture was and how easily it glided as I worked it. I definitely enjoyed being able to use the loop hole as a handle! That rocked. I sometimes have trouble keeping a good consistent grip when using a dildo (or a vibrator for that matter honestly) but with this toy and it’s unique design, that’s definitely not a problem at all. I used it at a slow pace, a fast pace, I went in and out, I twisted it back and forth. All easy to switch back and forth between. I tried using it to where I was turning the toy in circles inside me and that felt great for my g-spot but I couldn’t take a lot of it because of the thickness of the shaft.

I was so caught up in playing with it and amusing myself with the handle, I momentarily forgot I had a bullet to put in it to get the thing buzzing. So I picked that up and replaced my finger in the loop hole with the bullet. The bullet is a pretty strong little thing and I enjoyed the added sensations the vibrations provided. The bullet is a little noisy but I didn’t find it to be too noisy.

I decided I wanted my boyfriend to be able to try this toy out with me. I suggested he help me so I could give a well rounded review and he eagerly agreed. He’s always willing to help me out when I need him to lend a hand. So, given that I live with my family, we decided to hop in his car and take a little drive. We made it to a safe and secluded spot and got into the backseat. We had enough light to work with and I pulled out the bullet, dildo, lube and handed the reins over to him. He tried it on me first without the bullet so he could test out the loop hole. He slid it in and worked it in and out of me, slowly at first, giving me time once again to adjust to the thickness of the toy. He also found the loop hole very useful and enjoyed his experimenting with different speeds quite a bit. He decided rather than sliding the toy in and out, he wanted to move it up and down so as to rock my g-spot. It worked really well. I wasn’t sure what he was doing at first and the change in sensation surprised me at first but DAMN it felt nice. The curves were rocking all the right places.

He got back to simply sliding it in and out and I got the bright idea to grab the bullet and use it to tease around my clitoris. It was just laying there so I figured I would put it to good use. ;)

Time for the bullet to move to it's location in the loop hole. More of the same. Except this time when he got to rocking the toy up and down, my g-spot was feeling the vibrations and so was my clit. It felt amazingly good. Six orgasms later, we were done playing with the toy and took a few minutes relaxing before getting things together to head back.

The toy is waterproof and definitely easy to clean. Non-porous, dishwasher safe and you can even boil it if you feel the need. I just used some warm water and soap to get it clean. I wasn't sure about the bullet being waterproof or not but I used warm water to clean it off as well and it's still working so yay!

This toy is awesome but it's not flawless. You know the cons were going to come soon, didn't you?

One of the only complaints my boyfriend had about the toy was that he said he had a more difficult time keeping hold of the toy with the bullet in but I blame his big hands for that, lol. Just joking! I also had a slight bit of difficulty getting a comfortable grip on the toy with the bullet in myself but after toying around with a couple different ways to hold it, I found a comfortable way to hold it and got back into the groove.

Another thing I would have liked better is if the toy had been just a bit longer. Maybe just another inch would have been great. Though what the toy lacks in length it definitely makes up in girth so it's not really a worthy gripe but still had to mention it. ;)

A multi-speed bullet would have been cool too. The bullet it comes with is fine and dandy but I like being able to play with vibrations. You could probably fix that by buying a different bullet but again, not a big gripe because I suspect I'll be using it more as a dildo without the bullet.

I'm definitely a fan and the Climax Silicone wavy shaft is one of my new favorite toys. Thanks a bunch to Eden Fantasys for letting me try it out.

13 comments:

Southern Sage said...

an excellent description!

Toy With Me said...

Nice job!

Nolens Volens said...

I better not let my wife read this. LOL!

Slyde said...

my wife and i used to do stuff like this all the time, but its been a while.. maybe i need to bring this back.

Drew G (Eden Fantasys) said...

Awesome !!! Love to see more !!

BTExpress said...

Excellent description and very in formative. Lori & I like to help each other out too sometimes. She bought me "GiGi" and it's first toy I've ever owned. Works great and I highly recommend it.

Anonymous said...

GREAT JOB!

Lots of good info and plenty of fun too. Great read and def a new toy for me to think about. Thanks!

phairhead said...

cost? boyfriend and i don't play w/ toys in bed but this sounds like a good 'un. i'm one of those chicks that fears losing clitoral sensation from prolonged vibe usage

Amorous Rocker said...

SS, Toy With Me, Drew G, Anonymous, BTE:
Thanks y'all!

NV:
Aww why not? It's not expensive. =D


Slyde:
Couldn't hurt, right? ;)


phairhead:
It's a good one indeed. I had fun with it. I believe it's 33.99 from eden fantasys. =)

Bruce said...

This is quite the departure from the Movie reviews that I write. Interesting and well done. It reminds me that I have to get to work on a Book for review that was sent to me by the publisher. Geez, you get sex toys and I get books.....I took a wrong turn somewhere on the path of life a while back.

Another Suburban Mom said...

I am not usually a dildo girl, but this has me intrigued.

If I mention you when I order it, do you get a prize or something?

Eliot said...

Another great review, sugar. And I just realized I do not have your site listed on my Blogs Galore page. That's not right! *heads over to fix it*

Hubman said...

My lovely wife just left me a voicemail that said "I bought a sex toy after you went to bed last night". Yup, you inspired her! We'll let you know what we think ;-)