Monday, June 29, 2009

Happy Birthday baby!

*Glass dildo review below*




Happy Birthday to my amazing boyfriend. He's a wonderful person, he treats me so very well and I adore and love the hell out of that crazy, nerdy, funny, charming, intelligent, goofy man. <3>

Looking at you through the glass...

I’ve never used a glass sex toy before. They’ve intrigued me from the moment I first saw a glass dildo with pretty red spirals across the shaft in a sex shop a couple years ago. The only thing stopping me was spending the money and then being too afraid to use it. I read any and all information I could stumble upon. I even talked to people in the stores when I went in for other things. I received all kinds of information that should have assured me I’d be fine and that shards of glass weren’t going to break off into my vagina. I was still freaked out about it though so there for put off purchasing one despite badly wanting to try one out. Then sex toy reviewers started popping up with glass toy reviews. I e-mailed a few people personally with questions and they happily filled me in with more details that should have assured me even more. More companies were coming out with glass toys and there was more information about them and the durability and strength of Pyrex glass. I read about how Pyrex is more resistant to physical or thermal shock and unless I’m going to throw it around, I’m probably not going to break it. I, however, was still apprehensive about sliding glass inside of such a tender area. Mainly, I didn’t want one breaking inside me and having to go to an emergency room with glass stuck in my pussy. I do not get embarrassed easily at all but something tells me that scenario might embarrass me just a wee bit.

I put Savanna’s spiral wrapped G-spot wonder down as a sex toy I was interested in doing a review on for EdenFantasys as an after thought. I had browsed through their selection of glass toys and that one was one of the least expensive ones that appealed to me. The curve for G-spot stimulation and the baby blue and white spiral wrapping around the toy caught my eye and I decided, “Why not?” Time to get over the hang up about the toy breaking. It wasn’t very likely and I could be missing out on something. What a shame that would be eh? ;)





My boyfriend sent me a text to let me know the toy arrived while I was at work and I spent the rest of my shift going between excited and nervous about the new toy I had waiting for me at home. By the time I got home though, I was ready to have some fun with it.

I got the dildo out and did my usual examination. I looked at it from every angle and then took pictures from different angles. I was checking out the size of the shaft, the head and the double ball end (7” in length, 3 ¾” in circumference and 1 ½” wide) and ended up almost dropping it. Thanks to my Ninja-like quick reflexes, I was able to grab it without it falling to the ground. I really wasn’t ready to test out the strength of the Pyrex glass that soon. The glass felt nice and cool and I felt a little apprehension as I got the lube out and got ready to give it a whirl.

Since glass is nonporous, you don’t need to use all that much lube with the toy. A little bit goes a long way here. I only use a small amount to lube the dildo up and then I took a deep breath and rubbed the head against the outer lips of my vagina. It felt cool and slick (from the lube) but it felt good. Very different than any feeling I’ve had from rubbing other sex toys against myself. Some of that apprehension slid away as I wondered how it would feel inside me. I pushed gently to part my lips and slid the glass head inside me slowly, enjoying the smooth surface against my skin. I slid just the head of the dildo in and out for a couple minutes, just enjoying the sensations.




I slid it in further and felt the spiral wrapping texture as it moved inside me. I really enjoyed the texture and it was really easy to actually feel the spirals. Any apprehension I was still holding on to melted away as I slid the toy in fully. I held still a moment, letting it fill me and trying to decide whether I liked the way it felt or not. It was different and a little odd, probably because it was new to me. I worked the toy in and out of my pussy several times before deciding though a little odd feeling, it was also good. Very good. The toy is curved for G-spot stimulation and it did a nice job of reaching that sweet spot nicely. I angled it so the spiral wrapping would touch my clit as I fucked myself with the dildo and was totally happy about the sensations that brought about.

The double ball end of the toy makes it easy to keep a good grip on the toy while you’re using it and also makes it easy to stay in control of the toy. The end isn’t much larger than the rest of the toy so it isn’t like a lot of toys that have big bulky ends to hold on to. It isn’t so small that it keeps slipping out of your hands either. I did accidentally get lube on the end at first and didn’t (some how) notice it until I was having trouble keeping a good grip on the toy. I cleaned off the end and didn’t have any trouble after that, lol.

A day later, I was curious about using the toy at a different temperature. I like the sensations that come with temperature play and decided to seek out some advice on the best way to heat and cool down the glass dildo. Though given that it’s been so damn hot lately (it stayed between 112 and 114 yesterday for way too long) I was way more interested in getting the dildo cold and having some fun. To cool it down, I set it in some cool water and then added some ice cubes. I let the toy sit in the ice water for about 25 minutes (I started playing video games and lost track of time, yes I’m a nerd) and then retrieved it. It was nicely chilled and I was eager to play with my freshly cooled friend. I pressed it against my hot skin and felt chills break out automatically. I started thinking naughty thoughts and pushed the slightly lubed toy inside my pussy. The chill I felt from the glass being cold sent shivers down my thighs but damn it felt wonderful. Sitting there hot from the summer heat and then sliding something cold that gives so much pleasure into such an extremely warm area is amazing. And the glass toy feels about a hundred times better than a sticky Popsicle. Also, it’s not as messy as said Popsicle because it stays cool and doesn’t start melting syrup all over you and/or your partner. ;)

I haven’t tried heating it up yet and don’t see me doing that anytime soon unless I’m some how stricken to do so. It’s so hot here in the summer though so I’m more often looking for ways to cool down. I’m all for cooling down and having more fun in the process. ;)

A couple days later, I got curious about something else. No, not anal play. I haven’t worked myself up to that yet. It took me a couple years to get one to put in my pussy, it might take some more time still to convince me it’ll be okay to use anally, lol. Or maybe I just need to privacy with the boyfriend to use it. Or.. Who knows? ;) Anyway, what I was referring to was something else. I don’t know about anyone else but I really, really enjoying being tit fucked. So, I got my boyfriend alone and asked him if he wanted to tit fuck me with the toy. Not because the idea of it really got my undies soaked but more because I was curious about how it would feel. It was interesting. Not near as fun as having a warm cock sliding between ones tits but still, not bad. The raised wrapping made for an interesting sensation there as well. I don’t think I’ll do that again but like I said, that was more for curiosity sake more than anything.

Being glass and nonporous makes it insanely easy to clean. No batteries to mess with. No high maintenance materials. Warm water with some soap and some gentle scrubbing and I had it all nice and clean. It also comes with a nice storage pouch that has some lace trim around it with a pull cord to keep the bag closed.

So what did I dislike about the dildo?

Nothing honestly.

It’s pretty. The design is simple and the blue and white raised spiral wrapping makes it more aesthetically appealing.

I love the G-spot stimulation from the curved shaft.

I really love the clitoral stimulation the spiral wrapping offers.

I think it’s a good size. It wasn’t more than I could handle but didn’t leave me wanting more either.

I have no complaints about it. I always like to try and find something about the toys I review that I don’t like so I can point it out but seriously, I found nothing that personally turned me off about the toy. Maybe I just need to use it more to find something that rubs me the wrong way about it though. No pun intended. ;)

Thanks so much to Eden Fantasys for letting me try out this toy!

product picture
Glass G-spot shaft by Phallix
Material: Pyrex Glass
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Happy Monday!

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Come on and shake it...

My internet is working today! So yay. It works during the day but doesn't work from midnight on. I don't get home from work until after midnight most nights and I usually blog after I get home from work. So... since I haven't been able to get on to post hardly at all this week, I'm doing a little post along with the Saturday Survey today. ;)

I got this beach skirt from Wal-Mart. I don't normally buy clothes from Wal-Mart but I was roaming around in there one day and saw this with all the beach and pool stuff. It's kind of like towel material but it's super soft and I loved the colors which is what made me buy it. Along with the fact that it was only $5.



While also roaming in Wal-Mart, I was looking around at other stuff and saw this. That's condoms, lubrication, vibrating rings that don't last long and all that jive. Then above all this stuff, they had a stack of boxes featuring a kiddie toy with Winnie the Pooh. I found it amusing they had a Winnie the Pooh toy stocked up above all the condoms and stuff.

"Mommy look, Winnie! Can I have Winnie? Hey, what's in all those bright colorful boxes on the shelf underneath mommy?!"

Hahaha. =o)




I should have my newest toy review up on Monday. I got all the pictures uploaded while I could today and saved the links to the pictures and the slideshow in a word document so I could work them in as a write the review out in word. Woohoo.



Brought to you by: Amorous Rocker
If you want to play, just copy the questions and answer on your blog!
Make sure to link back to here. =o)


Where did you get the pants you are wearing from?
I'm not wearing pants. I'm wearing boxers, lol. And I got them from Target I think.


When you were in school, did you ever get suspended?
I got 3 days of In School Suspension in 3rd grade for being a bad chickie, lol. My teacher forgot to bring me my school work though so I just sat in the library in the cubicle of shame doodling and writing in my notebooks. I didn't have the make the work up afterward because I didn't miss anything vital.


Do you find it difficult to sleep on your stomach?
Meh kind of. It's more uncomfortable because of the boobs.


Are your lips chapped?
Nope.


What was the last sports related program you watched?
2009 NHL DRAFT!


How many girls, that you're not related to, do you fully trust?
Fully? Two.


Do you get frustrated quickly?
Depends on what it is and the mood I'm in.


Did you see the movie Twilight?
Nope, no interest.


Do you take any sleeping pills?
Once in a while when I'm not sleeping.


If you could move somewhere else right now today, would you? Where?
Yes. I'd move back to Texas. I can't stand it here.


If someone gave you 100 dollars, would you spend or save it?
If it's just a random thing and not for something specific, I'd spend some on me. Then I'd go out and spend/give out the rest.


How old will you turn in 2010?
25.


Would you ever consider adoption?
No, I don't want children.


Do you want something you can’t have right now?
Kind of.


Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
Meh, I don't really care much about it but it's important to my boyfriend so I do it. =)


Do you believe that you can change for someone?
Sure you can but I don't think you should do it unless it's for you. You should only change who and what you are if it's for self improvement.


Without saying names, what's one thing about the last person you kissed?
He has big toes. ;)


What's something you're not looking forward to?
Work tonight, lol.


Are you feeling guilty about anything right now?
Nope. I rarely feel guilty.


Do you enjoy wearing dresses?
No, I don't look good in most of them. I prefer skirts.


When was the last time you played Beer Pong?
I hate that game actually.


Where is the last place you cried besides in your own house?
Outside, down by this bridge and this river.


What kind of first​ impre​ssion​ do you think​ you make?​
I have no idea. I think it's different for anyone I meet because different people have different perspectives.


Happy Saturday!

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Grrr rawr

So I'm typing this out from my cell right now because our internet is
being a spaz. It seems to not like working much right now. I had an
hnt and a new toy review to post buuut since I can't get much done
(and neither can be done by my cell) they'll just have to wait until
next week I suppose. This would be why my posting has been short all
week. Silly interwebz. I miss my blogging. Hopefully they get their
shit straightened out soon.

I've got a stomach ache and I want more sleep so farewell for now.

Have a great Thursday and (if I can't get?on tomorrow) a great weekend!!!

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

I will have to make it count...

My boyfriend makes the oddest faces sometimes. Seriously, I'm sitting here taking a break from the Sims on my DS typing this out and he's sitting next to me. He makes the strangest faces at me in the process of being a total goofball. I adore that boy.

I've got a lot on my mind lately and it's just crowding around in there. Too many thoughts and not enough attention span to latch on to one long enough to focus on it. Plus they're almost all connected to thinking of one brings me to the next and I end up jumping from thought to thought. I'm at a point at the moment where I'm so frustrated with myself and my head that I'd like to turn things off, just for an hour or so. Though, I can kind of do that by focusing on things to distract. I never figure shit out when I'm frustrated. I usually walk away from things while frustrated and go back later once I'm cool and calm again. I can't really walk away from my head and come back later though. It could be painful and it might look a little weird too.

We've been having trouble with our internet service here lately. I wrote this post at 1 AM but then lost internet signal and didn't feel like sitting up all night waiting for it to come back. Plus, we watched a movie we rented from Redbox then passed on out.

I love this song.



Happy Wednesday!

Monday, June 22, 2009

Bye bye beautiful...

I love checking out the stats for my blog. What I always find amusing (and sometimes disturbing too!) are the engine searches that randomly bring some people to my blog.

Over the last week, my favorite search that led someone to my blog is this little gem right here....

"Google Search: put a dot of red lipstick on your clit"

One, I went to see how long it was until my blog popped up and I was on the first page. Then I was curious what else would come up by searching that and wondering just what the hell that was all about. I didn't find anything interesting. Though, I only spent about 10 minutes looking before I got bored, lol.
We have a new cook at work and he drives me FUCKING CRAZY. He doesn't shut up. He talks constantly and usually he's talking shit or just being obnoxious as fuck. I seriously want to punch him in the throat. We went a few verbal rounds on Saturday night because he was getting on my last nerve and being a punk. I finally said something and big badass doesn't like being talked back to. He kept making disgusting remarks and I called him a pervert. He got pissed off ranting about how he doesn't want people saying that shit about him. Then how he doesn't give a fuck what people say, they're just words and don't mean shit. Then back to being pissed about being called a perv. I asked if he didn't give a shit what people said why was he so pissed off at being called a name. He just rambled on about how he was sick of people talking shit and saying he wasn't in the mood to put up with any bullshit. On and on and on. I try to ignore him but fuck it's hard. And he's another one who thinks he does more work than everyone there except he verbalizes that thought constantly.

Anyway...

I got the new Incubus CD yesterday and got some free Incubus artwork with it. Pretty sweet. I was in Best Buy getting my dad his Father's Day presents. I got him two movies (Master And Commander & No Country For Old Men) on Blu Ray (which he was happy about) and saw the Incubus CD and couldn't resist. They've been one of my favorite bands for... too many years, lol. I just adore the hell out of them though. *happy sigh*

I haven't done a "musical Monday" thing in a while. I picked the band I picked today because I've been listening to them a lot here lately. I *LOVE* the band Nightwish. They've been a band I dig for quite a while. The singer featured in this song (Anette Olzon) only joined the band in '07 after their original singer (Tarja Turunen) was no longer part of the band in '05. I like Nightwish with Tarja but I like Anette's voice much better. This is one of my favorite songs by them. =)



Happy Monday!

Saturday, June 20, 2009

In the air tonight...



Brought to you by: Amorous Rocker


Are you a patient person?
A little but not that much, lol.


Would you rather be mad or sad?
Mad. I know how to deal with mad.


Are you afraid of death/dying?
I'm not afraid of it. I just don't want my life to be over any time soon.


Do you ever use words like stoked, souped or sick?
No.


Last thing you spent money on?
Food.


What were you doing at 10 last night?
Working my ass off.


Has anyone ever called you "scrumptious" before?
Gosh yes but not in a long time, lol.


Have you ever drove without your license?
Nope. I'm not driving right now because my license is expired, lol.


Do people ever spell your name wrong?
All the fucking time. Even after I've told them how it is spelled, some still get it wrong. It's not THAT hard.


Have you ever made someone so mad that they broke something?
Nope. More like the reverse.


Are you cheating on someone right now?
Nope, never.


Can you sleep without blankets covering you?
Only if it's warm.


Do you put butter on your bread before putting the peanut butter on when making a sandwich?
No... Why would I do that? Hmm for some reason that sounds familiar though. Weird.


Favorite Sundae topping?
Meh, I don't like sundaes much. I just LOVE ice cream. Just give me that. Mmm.


Did you take Piano lessons?
I did briefly when I was younger.


Would you rather play basketball or hockey?
HOCKEY! I used to play actually a long time ago. So fun. I'm good at basketball though. Both would be fine. Mmm sports.


Do you know all the words to the Canadian national anthem?
I do actually, lol. I will blame that on all the hockey I watch.


Favorite Cheese?
Depends on my mood and what I'm eating.


Have you thrown up on an airplane?
Never. Though I almost did once. I didn't have time to eat anything before the flight and it was turbulent which made my empty stomach rock and roll all over the place. I thought I would puke but didn't thankfully. I ate so fast during my layover, lol.


Have you thrown up at work before?
Yes.


When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?
I never had to sneak out.


Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent's house?
In an apartment with one of my guy friends. Then several more people moved in. We partied sooo much, lol.


Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
I could if I had to.. I should anyway.


Ever been told "it’s not you, it's me"?
Nope.


Have you pretended to like someone just to "keep the peace"?
Nope.


Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
Uh yeah.


When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
All of the time. Lol.


Have you ever kissed someone even though you knew they were dating someone else?
Nope. That's not right.


Do you have bangs?
Gosh no. I would look AWFUL.


What do you own with zebra print on it?
Absolutely NOTHING.


You just drank 15 shots, what would you be doing?
If I took 15 shots right in a row, I'd probably be sick. I can handle that much if it's done over the course of a few hours and I'll just be silly drunk.


What is important to you right now?
A lot.


Are you imagining anyone naked right now?
Nope. Now that you mention it though.... Nope, still not.


Do you cut out coupons?
Not really. Maybe I should start, lol.


What's the wierdest thing under your bed?
Nothing. My bed sits directly on the floor.


How does it make you feel looking at pictures of your ex with someone new?
I don't feel anything because I don't do that, lol.


Have you ever been in a relationship but wanted to be with someone else?
Nope. If I wanted to be with someone else, I wouldn't be in a relationship just for the fuck of it.


Did you have a good birthday this year?
It was nice.


Last person you told a secret to?
The bathroom mirror. The girl in there never tells.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Black lips, pale eyes....

Last night at work was slow until around 8 pm and then we started getting slammed. It cooled down a little after 30 minutes of getting slammed and I got to take my lunch break. My fantastic boyfriend who is still out here spending time with me brought me some food on my lunch break. Mexican food, mmmm. =) Nothing against the food my job serves (because there are a lot of menu items that are really good honestly) but being around it ALL THE DAMN TIME makes it very unappealing. After my lunch break was up, we were busy steadily up until close. I was totally behind in my side work because I was so busy but I made GREAT tips. I was also sweating my butt off but it's all good.

I got a Sims game for my Nintendo DS. I started playing it Wednesday night while laying in bed. I love it so far. I haven't played Sims in so long. I just wish video games were cheaper, lol. I still don't have that many games because I can't buy new ones often. Right now though the bigger issue is getting my DS out of my boyfriend's hands, lol. =p

I don't know how often any of you change the background on your computer but I change mine every month or so or whenever the mood strikes. My background for the last several months was a hockey image featuring my Dallas Stars. Seeing that makes me a bit sad that hockey season has come to an end for the next few months so recently I decided to change it to something else.


Click it to big it if you want to. There's nothing exciting to see though. My desktop icons are pretty boring. ;)

I'm also working on changing my blog layout around. The "Wanna Buy A Sex Toy" section is kind of new. If you like something I review and decide to buy it, you would totally be helping me out by clicking the links in the reviews or clicking the banners on my side column. I would appreciate it so much. ;)

I got my monster of a blogroll all updated too. I think, lol.

I got really bored on Wednesday night and decided to clean and re-arrange my bathroom and the closet in there. The closet in the downstairs bathroom is decently sized and that's where all of my clothes live. Also shoes, various products and all kinds of junk. I let it turn into a HUGE mess in there and finally decided to do something about it. It's all neat and fairly organized now. I also threw away a bunch of junk and took some clothes and random odds and ends to be given away. Fun fun fun. I actually like to clean sometimes. I just haven't felt like messing with that mess in there, lol.

So excited! The complex pools will be opening sometime next week. FUCKING FINALLY. I've been dying to go swimming. The two public pools here, which I would probably normally avoid, have also not opened yet. They had major maintenance they have to do and they won't be open until June 23rd. At least, that's what the sign hanging up said. I don't care about those though since the complex pools will be open sooner. Pretty much the only thing I really like to do outside is swim and I've been wanting to go swim (and impatient about waiting) since the weather warmed up. Of course, I just realized I haven't bothered to purchase anything to swim in yet. Hrmph. Wonder if I can go in boyshorts and a tank top? Maybe my rainbow colored mini boxers? It's not that I'm being cheap... I just never find anything I like that fits the girls and the rest of me right. So annoying.

Last but not least, I would like to say that masturbating is underrated. It can be so very sexy to watch your partner masturbate. It can also be very sexy to let your partner watch you masturbate. Watching each other as you both masturbate isn't a bad deal either. Enjoy the view down there. Enjoy the facial expressions. Enjoy the sounds. Do some dirty talking. It can end the way it started or you can both get so turned on you end up on top of one another fucking like crazy. Either way, it's fun and sexy. Just sayin'.

Happy Friday!!!!!

Thursday, June 18, 2009

If you're out of direction...

I got the book "Supersex" by Tracey Cox sent to me by the wonderful people at Tabu Toys recently.

It's a soft cover book with a sexy cover. Just a look at the cover and a flip through the glossy pages had m anxious to see what the book had to offer.

The book starts with instructions on how to touch your partner. It's really basic stuff. For me, I took nothing new away from it. For someone new to exploring sex or just someone shy or inexperienced, it would be great.

Same goes for the next section on teasing your lover. Nicely written but very basic. In the tease section, there's a few pages on Single Sex Vs Couple Sex. That whole thing just annoyed me greatly. I found the ideas in it to be mostly ridiculous in my own opinions. Sure, for a lot of people I'm sure it's true but for me? Ridiculous. Example?

"The downside of couple sex is being stuck in a bad sex cycle. If you're single and have bad sex, you can walk away and try your luck elsewhere. If you're married or in a relationship, you're stuck with it. Even worse, you're forced to do what everyone dreads: work on the relationship. (Ughh!) "

Really? It's dreadful to work on a relationship? In my opinion, the only way to successfully make a long term relationship work is to put effort into it and work on things when they get rough. Be it in the bedroom or any other thing. Relationships take work to make them go. If you dread doing things to better your relationship, maybe you need to re-evaluate things. Just my opinion.

Also, the book talks about how couples have "sensationally soppy spoon sex, sex where you both laugh yourselves stupid and sex where you both stop halfway through, hug fiercely, and say, "God, I love you!" While singles have more variety, more options and aren't stuck with the same things over and over. I don't find that to be true either because I've got three years with my guy under the belt and we still have some amazing, exciting, unique moments. I know we're not the only ones. The idea that couples all fall into having the same boring sex after a certain point to me seems ridiculous.

Then there's the guide on how to strip. I read it and I giggled through out it. If someone stripped for me the way the book instructs, I would laugh because it seems more like a script for a scene in a movie. Or maybe I'm simplistic in the way I dress as I don't go out wearing skirts, heels, garter belts, hose and the whole shebang for a normal day out. Of course if you plan in advance to be doing this strip show later, wearing all of that would make sense. It also seems too cliche and a bit over done though and that for me takes away some of the strip tease appeal.I like something that doesn't look like it was planned down move by move.

Something else that irked me was that as a woman, you ABSOLUTELY HAVE to give a man blowjobs. If you don't he will lose interest and move on to someone who will. Or if you're in a relationship, he'll just get from someone else the blowjob you're not giving him. According to the book. Sounds silly to me. Maybe if you're just dating around and not serious with someone, possibly that works. In a marriage or long term relationship? If that's a deal break then.... *sigh*

The "sure-thing sex positions" displayed in another section of the book look pretty cool though they aren't anything new and spectacular. You need to be in good shape to do most of them though and though they look cool, I'm not sure how good they would be for a prolonged period of time. Worth trying perhaps but I think I'll be passing on most of them. Some look more painful than pleasurable and others look like they'll be more effort to get into than they would be worth, lol.

Something else that annoyed me throughout the book? Seeing things like this. "sennnnnnsational", "Imagine how I felt!!!!!!", "Oooooowwwweeeeee" and stuff like that. I think on a blog, that's cool. I get the author was just trying to sell a point, just how good or bad something was but I don't know. It's not something I expect to see in a published book. I'm possibly just being a bit if a grammar nazi though.

At the start of the book in the introduction, the author states that it would be a good book whether you're heterosexual, homosexual or bisexual. I don't find that to be very true. It offers only pictures of a male and a female together. All the tips and scenarios are her pleasing him or him pleasing her. It doesn't offer anything specifically geared to anyone who isn't straight and doesn't cover anything about being the slightest bit curious about your own gender.

Also, there is a whole section that tells you how to analyze if a person is good in bed by paying attention to how they touch you, how the eat and drink and things like that. Seriously? I'm a very polite eater. I enjoy my food but I don't delve into it with crazy abandon. If one were to judge how I am in bed by watching me eat, they would think I was boring in bed mostly and occasionally sensual. I'm not the slightest bit boring so I found that section a bit bogus to say the least. I believe we can learn a lot from body language, daily interactions and from watching people act but I don't think that's applicable to everything.

The writer is a bit witty and shares a few personal stories through out the book. The things she shared tended to be a little amusing but it's always nice (in my opinion) to read about the lighter, amusing side of sex.

I had a difficult time finishing this book. I had to really push myself to finish reading several of the sections and more so I had to stop myself from skimming briefly instead of really reading it. I find a lot of things in the book to be black and white and in my opinion, there are a lot of grey areas to sex, intimacy, relationships, etc. It is informative and there is a ton of information in it. The book details a lot of things and covers a wide variety of topics including teasing, masturbation, oral sex, insecurities with your body, kinks and playing with sex toys. Though it doesn't get too in depth with a lot of subjects, just covers to basics and gets you a good idea of what you need to know. Other sections are very in depth. Despite all the depth and the wide variety of subjects, I still find the book overall to be a little one sided, black and white, whatever you want to call it.

It wasn't all bad though.

The book did have some decent information in it regarding male and female anatomy. It also had some good information about what's going on with your body during sex and explains a more technical sense of what's going on. It also covers some psychological points from male and female prospectives. Though some of the points seem like general assumptions more than anything. Lot of the decent points in the book are pretty much common sense though.

Also there is a section that answers some very popular embarrassing questions about sex, relationships and the body. That was amusing to read but nothing that hasn't really been covered before. The way the author responded to the questions was comical though, in a good way.

I also liked that it had a section covering sex toys and using them with a partner but that isn't a long section and doesn't cover much at all. It would have been better had more information been provided about toys and safety concerns.

There are some good tips here and there through out the book. Simple things though, in my opinion.

The pictures in it, and there are tons, are the most appealing thing about the book. The book has fantastic pictures in it and I found myself often distracted by studying them. Given the trouble I had finishing the book, the distraction wasn't bad.

I did like how everything was broken down in to sections. The structure of the set up is pretty cool. It flows easily from section to section and again, the pictures rock.

Personally, I might thumb through certain sections again but I probably won't touch this book again now that I'm done reading it for this review. I didn't learn anything new from it's 180+ pages though but I've read, explored and experienced a LOT. For someone younger and new to exploring things it would be great. A beginner how to book with lots of artful and stunning pictures. It reads a lot, in my opinion, like a huge compilation of sex and how to articles out of Cosmopolitan magazine. Just with more details and erotic pictures. I give it a 3 on a scale of 1 to 10.

Thanks to Tabu Toys for the book! Oh and if you enjoy reading or participating in online forums, check out the Tabu Forums here!

Pleasurists #33

roses

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Editor’s Pick



  • Taffy Tickler Silicone Sweets by Epiphora

  • On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy, pointy, somewhat pliable. They remind you of body jewelry, Hot Topic, the 90s. But this tactile experience does not prepare you for the sensation of the spines in your pussy.


    Editor’s Note: It should be no secret that I love Epiphora’s reviews, and this is a particularly wonderful one. Often reviews of bad toys are better than raving reviews of wonderful toys that we reviewers can’t get enough of and this is one such review. The absolute horror of the toy is at once frightening and intriguing as Epiphora takes you through her attempts of trying to find any redeeming quality in it whatsoever.


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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Though, I never gave up on you...

I was trying to get my latest review from Tabu Toys up but blogger was not cooperating with me one bit. Was anyone else having issues or am I just special? Don't answer that actually, please and thank you,lol. I should have it up Thursday if all goes well. It's a naughty book review but that's all you get to know. For now. =)

My birthday was nice. Dinner. Presents. Ice cream cake. Rum. Rock Band. Fun times. =) Thank you so much to everyone who commented and left me birthday wishes. Also, thanks to all who emailed, tweeted and sent me virtual gifts and flowers. And thank you to the amazing Kiki for posting me something special on her blog, you rock darlin'!

I purchased myself two new DS games yesterday. Woohoo. Then my boyfriend spent $20 bucks on me in Hot Topic on quite a few pairs of earrings, some eyeliners and some temporary brush in hair color. Then $35 on me in Bath & Body Works so I can smell good. He's such a sweet fella, that boyfriend of mine.

One of the things my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was an iTunes gift card. I loaded up my iTunes last night and went to the store with the intent to spend the gift card and no more than that. I failed. I spent the gift card plus an extra $15. I can't stop when it comes to buying music. That's not just with iTunes either. I can walk into Best Buy with the intent to buy one CD and leave with five CDs. Easy. That's after I put back the other three I picked up and after I resisted the urge to look for more. The biggest issue I have with liking so many bands, artists, etc is that there is a never ending list of CDs I want to buy and that list never dips below twenty before I add more, lol. I love shopping at Best Buy. That's one of the only stores I won't moan, groan and bitch about having to go shopping at, lol.

My boyfriend has his birthday coming up in less than two weeks. He'll be 24. I'm older than him but just barely. I have a few gifts in mind for him already, I just have to decide what I want to get him, lol. And maybe I can convince him to go for another ice cream cake, lol. Mmmm. Ice Cream. I also have to go shopping for Father's Day. I already got him a card and already know the two things I'll be getting for him. I got my grandpa a card and got it sent off yesterday. I'm all kinds of ahead of the game. For once. Lol.

Happy Wednesday!

Monday, June 15, 2009

Look at her butt, it is so big...

Happy Birthday to... me! I'm 24 today. Happy Birthday to my co-worker, Mr. Sarcasm too and happy birthday to anyone else who has a birthday today as well. ;)

I have to work today but I go in for a day shift as opposed to a night shift. I have the night free so I can do stuff with my boyfriend and family. Stuff I posted briefly about yesterday. Woohoo. And no, no birthday sexy time will be had tonight since Mother Nature decided it was time to grace me with my monthly tide last night. The first two days of my period, I get the worst cramps, my stomach really feels like it has something trying to claw (with very sharp objects) it's way out of my tummy. Not so fun but ah well, that's life. ;)

I'm typing this out before I go to bed because I don't want to fool with writing something before work in the morning. I'm also watching The Dark Knight for the 30th or so time. ;) <3>

Something I totally want to bitch about before I end this post though... I hate when you have a co-worker who acts all high and mighty about their job. Acting like they do some great service and should be worshipped for what they do like they aren't getting paid and aren't getting anything out of doing what they do. It annoys the hell out of me. I just want to slap some people some times. Hello, it's a job and we're serving food and drinks here in my line of work. Not ending world hunger, giving world peace, finding a cure for cancer or even doing any bit of good to anyone really. There's no need to act like you're doing something like that and go on about how good you are, how much better at your job than you are over everyone else, how you deserve this that and the other thing because you do this that and this. Blah blah blah. Shut up and just do your job already. And most of the times, the ones who boast and whine the most really aren't very productive employees and shouldn't be running their mouths anyway. Just sayin'. I'm done now.

Happy Monday!

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Oh my wow, a post on Sunday!

So I woke up today and was lounging around in bed, just stretching and waking up. I grabbed my phone and was playing around on it. Then I realized, fuck, it's almost my birthday. Seriously, my birthday is tomorrow. Where the hell did the weekend go? I still was thinking my birthday was several days away but yeah, definitely not. My sense of time is a little fucked lately. The days are going by too quickly because I'm so wrapped up inside everything going on in my head and trying to make some sense of things that I'm letting the days fly by. I need to step outside my head a little more. Those issues will get resolved eventually so no need to go missing out on things because I'm too busy camping in my brain, right? Right.

So for my birthday plans tomorrow. I miss Dallas, horribly. There are tons of things to do there, even on a Monday night. The area I'm staying in right now? There isn't much to do on weekends let alone on a Monday night. So, I'm going to dinner with family and my boyfriend. Then we're going to go bowling I think since that's an activity we can all find fun and amusement in. Even though I suck unless I'm tipsy or drunk. I'm not a good sober bowler. After that, just back to the house and maybe watching a movie I love or something. The 3 bars in the town I live in aren't open during the week and if they are, you wouldn't be able to tell from the looks of things. So for the first time in a LOT of years, I'm going to have an easy going birthday and not party. Though not by choice so no accusing me of getting older and more responsible and crazy shit like that. ;)

Now I need to stop all this typing and get ready to go to work. Woohoo. Then I have to work at 11 AM tomorrow. Bleh. I asked for a day time shift though as opposed to my regular night shift, so I could have the night off to enjoy my birthday. 

Saturday, June 13, 2009

They call you Jezebel....

What are your favorite lyrics in the song that you last listened to?
"Open their eyes to the beauty
Open their hearts to the fun
Open their minds to the idea that you don't own someone

They call you Jezebel
Whenever men walk by
They say that they can tell
The longing in your eyes is real
And how you really feel
But they can't see your appeal"



Have you ever started off on the wrong foot with someone but later ended up getting along with them?
Oh yeah... Then there are people you get off on the right foot with and get along great at first but then you see more of what makes them who they are and you get along less and less. Human interaction is so interesting.


Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
If I put some pants on then yes. =)


What was on your mind mostly today?
So much. Too much really.


If your significant other/person you're dating or interested in signed into your social networking account (Facebook/MySpace/ETC) right now and read your messages would they get mad by anything they read?
No. I don't have FB and my MySpace doesn't have any messages that I wouldn't want him seeing because I don't send anything I wouldn't want him seeing, lol.


Can you really be "addicted" to someone?
Me personally? Probably not. I need my space and my alone time, lol. Do I think other people can be addicted to someone? Sure, there are plenty of super obsessive people in the world so why not?


Are you the youngest person living in your house?
No.


What is on your left wrist now?
Black and purple bracelets.


Do you like to shower at night or in the morning?
Both. Sometimes twice a day. Lol.


What is the most recent thing you and your most recent ex boyfriend/ girlfriend talked about?
I don't talk to him.


Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/ girlfriends at the same time?
No. That's too much to keep up with. And wrong. I'd also just be too annoyed with that. I have enough trouble working at one relationship, thank you very much.


Do you wet the toothbrush before applying the toothpaste?
Hmm.. Yeah.


Do any of your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them?
Yeah but it's from being worn out not because I got them that way, lol.


When is the best time to have sex?
Any time I happen to be awake is a good time. Then again, it's also fine to be woken up that way.


Will you be doing any illegal drugs in the near future?
No, sure won't. I quit those several years ago and I'm not going back. Though I do struggle not to from time to time.


Have you done anything sneaky lately?
I've probably tried to do something sneaky but it just doesn't work out for me, lol.


Have you ever considered having a sex change?
Never
.


What store did you get the pants you're currently wearing from?
I'm not wearing pants.


How often do you watch porn?
Almost never. I'd rather fuck over watching other people fuck. If I can't fuck, I'll masturbate. Which I don't need porn for. I have toys and very capable hands if I don't feel like using toys. Not to mention one damn good imagination.


What do you tell yourself when times get hard?
It depends on the situation. Sometimes positive and realistic. I don't lie to myself to keep calm or to feel better.

How do you know when you're "in love" with someone?
Cartoon hearts flutter around your head, stars dance in your eyes, rays of fucking sunshine beam out of your ears, you walk on clouds, unicorns prance beside you everywhere you walk,
rainbows shoot out your ass and there is constant happy music playing all around as you skip across clouds with your unicorns. You know, all that kind of stuff. It's quite the show to see pass by actually.

Happy Saturday! ;)

Friday, June 12, 2009

F You Friday... Climax Edition ;)

It's time for Fuck You Friday again here around these parts. Only today I'm not bitching or ranting about something. I'm raving about something and I suppose the title might be more accurate if I titled it "Fuck Me Friday" but ah well, no need to nitpick the minor and unexciting details.

So, I got really excited when I found out I would be receiving the Climax Silicone wavy shaft to review from Eden Fantasys. I’m not sure exactly why but I was very eager to try the toy out and when the opportunity to do just that was presented, I simply could not resist. It just looked neat and definitely different from most other sex toys I had purchased for myself in the past.



I eagerly opened up the box and pulled everything out. I was happy to see it came with a satin pouch to store the toy in, which you can see a shot of in the slideshow above. I live with my family and having something to discreetly store the dildo and bullet in was cool. You know, so I can put it in something and then hide it, lol. Click here to see non-moving pictures of the toy.

The wavy shaft is 100% Silicone which y’all know I just LOVE when it comes to sex toys. The texture of the dildo is so soft, it feels silky smooth as I ran the pads of my fingers across it. Just feeling it in my hands, I knew it was going to feel fantastic. In true fashion, I turned it around in my hands inspecting it, checking out the shape of it and the neat multi-color design. It’s very firm but also slightly pliable. The toy has a unique loop at the end with an open hole where the bullet is inserted can be used as a handle. Slide a finger through the hole and it makes for a very convenient easy to hold on to handle.

I got out one of my favorite water-based lubricants and got situated to try the toy out for a little solo fun. I decided to try it out first without the bullet. I really wanted to try the loop end out and see if it was going to give the advantage I hoped it would. I lubed the toy and myself up, got into a nice position and started sliding the thick shift in. The thick curved tip is awesome for g-spot stimulation and I loved the full feeling the thick shaft gave me. It isn’t long but it’s thick! Which is good because that’s how I like my… eh, anyway. The toy itself is a little over six inches with a five inch insertable length, five inches in circumference and one and a half inches in diameter. Not bad at all but I did need to take it slow for the first couple minutes until I got adjusted to the size of the toy inside me.

I enjoyed the wavy design of the dildo as feeling the different curves of it as I slid it in and out of me felt very good. I love how smooth the texture was and how easily it glided as I worked it. I definitely enjoyed being able to use the loop hole as a handle! That rocked. I sometimes have trouble keeping a good consistent grip when using a dildo (or a vibrator for that matter honestly) but with this toy and it’s unique design, that’s definitely not a problem at all. I used it at a slow pace, a fast pace, I went in and out, I twisted it back and forth. All easy to switch back and forth between. I tried using it to where I was turning the toy in circles inside me and that felt great for my g-spot but I couldn’t take a lot of it because of the thickness of the shaft.

I was so caught up in playing with it and amusing myself with the handle, I momentarily forgot I had a bullet to put in it to get the thing buzzing. So I picked that up and replaced my finger in the loop hole with the bullet. The bullet is a pretty strong little thing and I enjoyed the added sensations the vibrations provided. The bullet is a little noisy but I didn’t find it to be too noisy.

I decided I wanted my boyfriend to be able to try this toy out with me. I suggested he help me so I could give a well rounded review and he eagerly agreed. He’s always willing to help me out when I need him to lend a hand. So, given that I live with my family, we decided to hop in his car and take a little drive. We made it to a safe and secluded spot and got into the backseat. We had enough light to work with and I pulled out the bullet, dildo, lube and handed the reins over to him. He tried it on me first without the bullet so he could test out the loop hole. He slid it in and worked it in and out of me, slowly at first, giving me time once again to adjust to the thickness of the toy. He also found the loop hole very useful and enjoyed his experimenting with different speeds quite a bit. He decided rather than sliding the toy in and out, he wanted to move it up and down so as to rock my g-spot. It worked really well. I wasn’t sure what he was doing at first and the change in sensation surprised me at first but DAMN it felt nice. The curves were rocking all the right places.

He got back to simply sliding it in and out and I got the bright idea to grab the bullet and use it to tease around my clitoris. It was just laying there so I figured I would put it to good use. ;)

Time for the bullet to move to it's location in the loop hole. More of the same. Except this time when he got to rocking the toy up and down, my g-spot was feeling the vibrations and so was my clit. It felt amazingly good. Six orgasms later, we were done playing with the toy and took a few minutes relaxing before getting things together to head back.

The toy is waterproof and definitely easy to clean. Non-porous, dishwasher safe and you can even boil it if you feel the need. I just used some warm water and soap to get it clean. I wasn't sure about the bullet being waterproof or not but I used warm water to clean it off as well and it's still working so yay!

This toy is awesome but it's not flawless. You know the cons were going to come soon, didn't you?

One of the only complaints my boyfriend had about the toy was that he said he had a more difficult time keeping hold of the toy with the bullet in but I blame his big hands for that, lol. Just joking! I also had a slight bit of difficulty getting a comfortable grip on the toy with the bullet in myself but after toying around with a couple different ways to hold it, I found a comfortable way to hold it and got back into the groove.

Another thing I would have liked better is if the toy had been just a bit longer. Maybe just another inch would have been great. Though what the toy lacks in length it definitely makes up in girth so it's not really a worthy gripe but still had to mention it. ;)

A multi-speed bullet would have been cool too. The bullet it comes with is fine and dandy but I like being able to play with vibrations. You could probably fix that by buying a different bullet but again, not a big gripe because I suspect I'll be using it more as a dildo without the bullet.

I'm definitely a fan and the Climax Silicone wavy shaft is one of my new favorite toys. Thanks a bunch to Eden Fantasys for letting me try it out.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Pleasurists #32

pearls

via art-or-porn from www.nuexpo.com


Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #31? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #33? Submit it here before Sunday June 14th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.


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Editor’s Pick



  • Midgets, fat men and baby carriages…oh my! Ninn Worx Collector’s Edition of “Catherine” by Laurel

  • [F]rankly, I don’t think good porn should leave you questioning what you just saw. I don’t think good porn should leaving you thinking at all after watching it. [...] So, if you can ignore the midget, the fat man and the baby carriage and everything else that seems out of place in an adult film, this is totally worth watching.


    Editor’s Note: I love unique products and good reviews, and this review happens to have both! It’s amusing while giving a good idea of the movie and just how amazingly weird it is. Artistic porn sounds like a good idea, right?


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You naughty thing...

You know one of many things that totally rocks about my boyfriend? He's fairly open to trying new things out. When I asked him last night if he wanted to help me out with a new sex toy I got, he happily agreed. I've used the toy several times myself but thought it might be fun if he helped me play with it too. Find out from his view point what he likes about it or if he thinks it sucks, if he has fun using it in on me and etc. So we took off to a really nice spot near here and had some fun playing with the new toy in the backseat of his car. Six orgasms later, I was a very happy girl. He was a very happy guy. And the toy had been very thoroughly tested out. So if you want to read the details of my solo time with the toy and the fun my boyfriend and I had using it, come back tomorrow to read about it. ;)

Since I'm talking about him.... I'll talk about a few of the things that I think makes him incredibly sexy.

His intelligence and ability to have a good conversation. He's intelligent and very detail oriented when it comes to things he's interested in. He can carry on a good conversation. He has a few subjects that he knows loads about and many more that he knows enough about. The things he knows enough about to discuss, he's always willing to learn more about if given the chance because he's always up for learning something new. I love that he's intelligent as it is but also always up for learning more. I love that he can carry on a conversation about deeper things than sports and music. Though I love talking sports and music, it's nice to be able to talk about psychology and philosophy along with other more in depth things. Knowledge is sexy.

His sense of humor. I like that he has a good sense of humor but more so I like that his sense of humor is a little twisted. My own sense of humor ranges from dry sarcasm to being a bit morbid to downright strange and twisted. He never freaks out, just picks it up and rolls with it when I'm joking around. He's not afraid to laugh at himself. He's always able to make me laugh when I'm down. He's also not above making a complete goofy fool of himself just to make me feel better after I've had a horrible day. A good sense of humor and the ability to not take everything seriously all the time is sexy to me.

His passion. He gets passionate about the things he loves. He has a couple hobbies that are his absolute favorite things and he gets very passionate about those things. He gets passionate in expressing his feelings on things he feels strongly about and does it with respect. He doesn't think he will change your mind and he doesn't try to. He just lets you know where he stands and what he believes in without trying to convince you that his way is the right way. I find it sexy that he can be passionate about things he loves and things he believes in without being overbearing or pushy with them.

I also find his willingness to go along with all my craziness pretty damn sexy. I get crazy ideas and I tend to do things on a whim. I can be impulsive at times and I like to have fun. I don't stress too much about things and I don't tend to worry about the little things. A lot of people get put off or annoyed with my care-free attitude but he just embraces it as part of me without trying to change me, without thinking that I'm being immature and need to grow up. He just lets me be me and bless him goes along for the ride most of the time.

His arms, broad shoulders and full lips are all pretty fucking sexy too. ;)


Happy Thursday!